What If Jesus Was A School Teacher?
On our way to school this morning, Nikki and I got into a conversation of what makes a good teacher.
We disagreed on somethings about good teacher qualities. However, we agreed that there is no such thing as a perfect teacher because like everyone else, teachers also have good and bad qualities.
Out from nowhere, I thought came to me and I said, “Nikki, what about Jesus?”
“What about Jesus,” she answered.
“Isn’t Jesus a perfect teacher? What if Jesus is a school teacher?!” I exclaimed.
“Yea, that would be cool.” Nikki stated.
“Just imagine what he can do as a school teacher?” I said.
Nikki smiled and we both began coming up with cool things that Jesus can do in the classroom and in the school. We came up with a lot of great things but we narrowed it down to the Top 8 Things that Jesus can do if he was a school teacher.
What if Jesus was a school teacher?
1. On Sick or Hurt Students: When a student asks to go to see the School Nurse because s/he has a paper cut, Jesus could just put his hand over the cut and say “You’re healed.”
2. On Mischievous Students: He will always know who threw the paper ball at him even if he is facing the board to write the day’s lesson.
3. On Homework: No one can lie about their homework being eaten by their dog.
4. On Career Day: He can bring God on career day.
5. On School Lunch: He can make all the kids happy by turning regular milk into chocolate milk.
6. On Exciting and Engaging Lessons: As soon as students start getting bored with their lessons he can start a show and tell by performing miracles.
7. On Literatute and Social Studies: While other teachers quote famous authors and historical figures, Jesus can quote himself.
“Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets. ” by Me
8. On Parent Teacher Conferences: Parent Teacher Conferences will be a breeze since parents will have a difficult time justifying their shortcomings as parents to a man who was nailed on the cross.
So there you have it, 8 cool things that Jesus can do as a teacher. One last thing, and this could be number 9, if Jesus was a teacher, there will be no teacher pay controversy because he won’t mind the low teacher salary since he is a firm believer that “man shall not live on bread alone.” (Matthew 4:3-4)
